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Here’s what I’m imagining:

Rory: River? If you and the Doctor don’t quieten down right now, I’m grounding you. Two weeks in Stormcage, and I’m taking your vortex manipulator away for a month.

Amy: Don’t you think that’s a bit much, Rory?

Rory: Fine. You can keep the vortex manipulator, but I’m confiscating the handcuffs. And Doctor, same goes for you. No hands where they don’t belong, especially if it’s on my daughter.

*through the wall*

River: Really, Dad, we’re just trying to wire the house with intergalactic cable. Oh, honey, no, no, that wire goes there. Ooooh, that’s it.

*Rory just hides his head under the pillow*