Umm… guys, I think there’s some stuff about Canada we need to talk about.
Shhhhhshhshh don’t tell them. I want them to be surprised
No no, I don’t want them to go to Canada.. because that’s where I want to go to get away from these crazies.
BRB dying of laughter over ‘moving to Canada, the US is entirely too socialist’. What do they teach you guys about our country?! Too socialist. Oh guy - you are moving in the WRONG DIRECTION.
From what I remember, Canada was a traitor and sided with the UK in the American Revolution. Then they burned down the White House in the War of 1812 after we tried to annex Canada (though the textbooks credit that to the British, not Canadians.) Still traitors. Then we forget about you completely to focus on the Civil War and how awesome General Custer was in “cleansing” the Old West.