Umm… guys, I think there’s some stuff about Canada we need to talk about.
Shhhhhshhshh don’t tell them. I want them to be surprised
No no, I don’t want them to go to Canada.. because that’s where I want to go to get away from these crazies.
BRB dying of laughter over ‘moving to Canada, the US is entirely too socialist’. What do they teach you guys about our country?! Too socialist. Oh guy - you are moving in the WRONG DIRECTION.
*headdesk* That’s my country for you.